This may be my new favorite website. 

“I can get a little hadoop added to my latte at Starbuck’s now. hive, pig, mongodb, riak, redis. Rub a little cassandra on it and lay down on the couchdb for an hour. […] So everyone’s talking up their tool set, and you may have a great setup, but it’s not about the tools or how big your dataset is, it’s about how you use them. I’ve seen better analytics done with ten megs of data in a pivot table than what most seem to be doing with their petabytes of unstructured garbage.”